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Good Morning, Zombie Wife

Zombie Wife

The zombie apocalypse is fast approaching! Late night viewings of “The Walking Dead” followed by mornings waking up next to zombie wife  (think “Groundhog Day” meets “Dawn of the Dead”) serve as constant reminders to live each day as if it was my last.

Get a glimpse of your own zombified loved ones with these zombie sleep masks for sale at the Boing Boing online store.

Mr. Bean and the Dalek

I loved watching Mr. Bean when I was a kid. The Christmas episode, Merry Christmas Mr. Bean, was one of my favorites and always had me in stitches. I hadn’t seen it in years, so I pulled it up last night to watch and share with my family. It was all extremely familiar to me, until the Dalek appeared. I couldn’t believe it! I have absolutely zero memory of seeing the Dalek before. Granted, when I was a kid I never watched Doctor Who and didn’t know what a Dalek was until I was much older, but I didn’t remember there being a robot at all. I remembered the truck, dinosaur, tank, helicopter, and all the animals, but no robot. It’s so strange, it’s as if the Dalek was just added into the scene. It’s funny how your brain forms and categorizes memories depending on your frame of reference, or lack thereof, for certain things. Anyway, if you haven’t seen this, you must. Classic Mr. Bean at his best. You can watch the full episode on hulu. Enjoy!

Man Down!!!

What the spaceport??? Fresh off the heels of a dramatic reunion, the newest member of the gang has been seriously wounded! This crew just can’t catch a break. Did Buzz make another attempt to fly again just like in Toy Story? We’ll never know – the sole witness to the incident can only say four words (Dada, cookie, balloon, and NO!), so getting to the bottom of this one is highly unlikely.

Broken Down Buzz

No time to waste! It’s off to see Old Wise One, master healer…

OWO

The Squeakiest Leather Jacket…Ever

Someone entrusted me with a vintage leather bomber jacket that no longer fit them, so of course I graciously accepted it. I slipped it on for the first time as we headed out to Thanksgiving dinner, and every time I took a sip of my Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee in the car, I squeaked like a little balloon animal. My wife says that it’s a sign of a quality item, but even so, I don’t know if I can get used to this. It’s weirdly loud! Here’s audio of me drinking coffee while riding in the car (even my daughter thought it was funny)…