My mother-in-law wasted no time hanging the Twinkie Trilogy in her home. Can’t blame her….
For the record, I believe 66° to be an ideal temperature for storing Twinkies.
Previously:
My mother-in-law wasted no time hanging the Twinkie Trilogy in her home. Can’t blame her….
For the record, I believe 66° to be an ideal temperature for storing Twinkies.
Previously:
The Twinkie Trilogy paintings have been sold to…..(drum roll, please) my mother-in-law, who will be hanging them in her home! Honest. I made her promise to send a picture for proof. I woke up the morning after posting it to find the confirmation of sale in my inbox. She claims to love them and did not buy them just to support me, and I’m choosing to believe her (love you, and Happy Birthday!). How cool is that?
I’m still sort of interested to see, however, if there are any Twinkie fans out in the general public other than my loving, supportive, and quirky family, who would actually purchase and hang Twinkie paintings in their home. Therefore, I am relisting them on Etsy as made-to-order items. The cool thing about listing it this way is that I can customize the work for the customer.
I’m glad that the Twinkie Trilogy has a home and that this project is one that actually achieves closure. Otherwise, who knows how long they would sit on the shelves at Etsy. Now it’s time to focus on my knitting project again.
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Last night was art night at the Secret Dad household. While the kids tried their hands at finger painting, I rummaged through the old paint box and pulled out some acrylic paints and some blank canvas boards. I wound up turning an ordinary finger painting session with the kids into a nightlong affair. My inspiration actually goes back a few weeks, when I had first learned that Hostess Brands was going bankrupt. I checked at every local gas station and grocery store to see if any Twinkies remained. Alas, it turned out that I was too late, because no matter where I looked, there were no more Twinkies to be had. I actually hadn’t eaten any Twinkies myself in years, but I felt that I owed it to my children, so they could someday recount to children of their own how they tasted the most famous and coveted pastry item in history. All of this is, for some reason, the first thing that came to mind as I stared at my blank canvases. By the time my work was done, the kids had been asleep for a few hours, and would awake bright-eyed and bushy-tailed the next morning to examine the finished pieces. When my wife asked what I would be doing with them (basically implying that they would NOT be hanging in our home), I explained that I was going to entrust them with a deserving friend. I just had yet to figure out who the lucky friend would be. My daughter suggested that I sell them at a yard sale, but because December yard sales in the northeast are about as popular as calls from telemarketers, I instead opted to open an Etsy store and try my luck there. The ultimate Twinkie mega-fan is bound to be out there somewhere, tirelessly searching for an acrylic Twinkie trilogy, and I know that somehow, some way, fate will bring us together. Our proceeds will go towards purchasing more craft supplies, of course. Although, if we were really business savvy, we could assuredly fetch much more for my son’s abstract art…
Or perhaps even my daughter’s horse and froggy, lost, in an enchanted forest of cloud-hands… 
My family hits the local farmer’s market on an almost weekly basis, and whenever we’re there, I always stop in at the candy booth to pick up a few black licorice pipes.
I always found black licorice to be gross when I was growing up, with the exception being these ‘ol fashioned black licorice pipes. They’re so soft and delicious! I have all good intentions of channeling some Popeye as I unwrap each pipe, and yet it never fails that before a single “I am what I am” can escape my lips, I’ve already bitten off the end. They’re a classic nostalgic treat that would make great stocking stuffers for anyone, especially dads.
I offered these up to some friends recently when I remembered that I had several stashed away in my inside coat pocket, and they just gobbled them right up. Now, every time I’m at the market, I seem to end up buying more than the last time. Luckily I’ve found a cheap source where they are two for a dollar! I know that’s a pretty good price because I’ve seen them in candy stores for $1.50 a piece!
You’re always sure to get a smile when you offer a licorice pipe to someone, and they seem to fit in especially well during the holiday season. It makes sense, too, because I can totally imagine Santa munching on some of these babies. Yes, indeed, black licorice pipes get the Secret Dad Society official seal of approval. The next time you are shopping and you see some of these tasty pipes, remember to pick up a few, and give one to the next friend or deserving dad that you encounter. It will make their day!
The zombie apocalypse is fast approaching! Late night viewings of “The Walking Dead” followed by mornings waking up next to zombie wife (think “Groundhog Day” meets “Dawn of the Dead”) serve as constant reminders to live each day as if it was my last.
Get a glimpse of your own zombified loved ones with these zombie sleep masks for sale at the Boing Boing online store.
I just started dabbling in Kite Aerial Photography (KAP), and I’ve found that once you experience getting your first rig up in the air and start seeing the actual results, you’ll immediately move on to pondering how to improve your design and execution. In other words, it can quickly turn into a very geeky hobby. Above is a short clip of my first flight. I was actually able to get the rig much higher than what is shown, but I didn’t bother including any clips because the video became VERY unstable at such heights.
With the help of this online KAP resource, I built a Picavet to suspend the camera form the line. This is a must in terms of stabilization and to keep your camera pointed in one direction. It was quite windy during my flight, and I had a few problems with the rig getting tangled during launch as well as descent. I now realize that I made the Picavet sling WAY too long, which contributed to the problem.
I’m currently using a lightweight keychain video camera that I purchased on eBay for about fifteen dollars. It’s not the best picture quality, and there is a lot of “wobble” in the captured video, but you can’t beat the price for getting started and testing out the rig. Eventually I will upgrade to a higher resolution camera. The criteria is that it has to be cheap (in case it drops, bangs against rocks on the way to the ground, gets tangled in a helicopter, etc.) and obviously very lightweight. Another desireable feature would be the ability to take still photos at timed intervals.
I’m using a Delta style kite (and my daughter is using a Dora kite), which is easy to fly even when the breeze is not very strong. Ironically, I chose a day that was too breezy and my camera was blowing all over the place. The camera is so light that I think I’ll need to add some weight to anchor it next time out. Ideally, any added weight should be something that could be tweaked depending on just how breezy it is. Fishing weights may be the perfect solution.
I was a bit too ambitious at first. I put heaps of line on my basic reel so that I could to get my kite to fly really high. I payed for it when my hands cramped up trying to reel all of the line back in. Unfortunately, my daughter is too young to help with the reeling back in part, however, she did offer plenty of moral support. Once the aches in my hands and arms subsided, I searched online for better reels, and ended up purchasing a ball-bearing, tangle-proof reel from Amazon for only about ten dollars. It should make reeling in the kite very fast and easy regardless of the height. I’ve already added line to the spool and am excited to give it a try, although it may be quite a while until we have another bout of warm enough weather on the east coast again. I just may have to buy a few more of these reels for my family, because we all know that while everyone loves flying kites, nobody enjoys the reeling in part.
I’m quite excited about this new hobby and learning about how to achieve better results with it. Some things that I plan to do before the next flight include:
Stay tuned for my future flight progress! Next to our development is a polo field, and it would be really neat to capture some aerial video of a polo match this spring. I do, however, have much to learn until then. In the meantime, enjoy these still photos from my inaugural flight:
While my wife and I were getting rid of some old and broken toys, I managed to squirrel away a few things for my toy robot that I hope to someday make. Today’s additions include:
I should probably be on the lookout for some core body parts. Suggestions welcome!
I loved watching Mr. Bean when I was a kid. The Christmas episode, Merry Christmas Mr. Bean, was one of my favorites and always had me in stitches. I hadn’t seen it in years, so I pulled it up last night to watch and share with my family. It was all extremely familiar to me, until the Dalek appeared. I couldn’t believe it! I have absolutely zero memory of seeing the Dalek before. Granted, when I was a kid I never watched Doctor Who and didn’t know what a Dalek was until I was much older, but I didn’t remember there being a robot at all. I remembered the truck, dinosaur, tank, helicopter, and all the animals, but no robot. It’s so strange, it’s as if the Dalek was just added into the scene. It’s funny how your brain forms and categorizes memories depending on your frame of reference, or lack thereof, for certain things. Anyway, if you haven’t seen this, you must. Classic Mr. Bean at his best. You can watch the full episode on hulu. Enjoy!
What the spaceport??? Fresh off the heels of a dramatic reunion, the newest member of the gang has been seriously wounded! This crew just can’t catch a break. Did Buzz make another attempt to fly again just like in Toy Story? We’ll never know – the sole witness to the incident can only say four words (Dada, cookie, balloon, and NO!), so getting to the bottom of this one is highly unlikely.
No time to waste! It’s off to see Old Wise One, master healer…